1. you look down at your wrist to see what time it is, but you can't see the face of your watch because it's covered in dry spit up.
2. you race through the grocery store to get a 2 year old little boy to the bathroom as fast as you can, and then slip on a wet spot on the floor and completely wipe out in front of dozens of shoppers... and as you think to yourself that you're going to give the Publix manager a piece of your mind about having wet floors, you realize that it's actually your own child's pee that you've just slipped on.
3 comments:
should I feel bad that I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time?
Hope your okay( your bum and your ego :))
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! I have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard. And I'm at work.
funny!!!! i needed that today. i remember many spit up moments with Elias, where i would find it in my hair many hours later...
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